The End is Near by The Theory of Funkativity Verse: A great set of curves just makes me stutter I hold her up close, then I ask for her number Just cause I want her, it don't mean I love her Time flies by as you will discover I won't plea and I won't dread, Cause sooner than later we're gonna be dead And rather than think about what is said I wanna kill time with you in my bed The night is gone and again it's day I got 24 hours just to waste away with nothing to do but sit and wait And try to picture them pearly gates But don't get ahead of yourself You won't expire when you sit on the shelf Don't worry bout a thing like health Drink up, eat up, come on enjoy the wealth Chorus: They say the end is near But what they really fear Ain't what's ahead of us We're scared to be left in the dust And though I see the signs I know we'll be just fine We've all got a few more years So smile for me and dry those tears Verse: So next time that you walk outside With your hands on your face, and the sun in your eyes Won't you please take my advice And stop taking count as the days go by It doesn't matter what someone believes We all decay after we're conceived And though the thought might make you scream You feel yourself losing steam Feel slap, feel the sting on your face Feel the tightness as your back strains I think it's pointless for you to complain You can't do nothing to fend off age Back in the day you used to get the boys Gone is the is attention that you once enjoyed When death comes, don't you make a noise The cold hard grave gonna make it's point Chorus: They say the end is near But what they really fear Ain't what's ahead of us We're scared to be left in the dust And though I see the signs I know we'll be just fine We've all got a few more years So smile for me and dry those tears