"Happy Birthday, Michael!" By The Theory

By The Theory

October 28, 2010 - 3pm

Happy Birthday, Michael!


today michael turns 23! though this birthyear may not be of much significance in american culture, in several tribal cultures age 23 marks when a man is permitted to tend a pig herd of his own. may your pigs grow fat and prosper!

for your birthday we've arranged a USC win, and a Lakers win in the coming week.....that and we've invited parkour dog to your bday party...sooooo...you're welcome.

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renee281

04/11/11 - 09:14PM

Sorry so late, but happy birthday Michael! :)

musicjunkie

11/03/10 - 01:05PM

Ah, I guess it's time to teach an old dog a LOT of new tricks!

maddog

11/03/10 - 09:28AM

feliz cumple michael!!! :)

lastmile

10/29/10 - 11:26AM

Yay, Happy Birthday!! PD looks so handsome in that picture, look at him eyeing the camera, so cute! I wonder what he thinks of parkour dog...

tionry86

10/28/10 - 07:00PM

hb Michael!!

treway

10/28/10 - 05:58PM

Happy birthday! Tend well to the herd.

muhutme

10/28/10 - 02:24PM

awwwww

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